Some things I don't necessarily agree with.

Ok, for those of you that read my journal, it's very often that I post things about that special someone in my life currently. It's often that I fill pages and pages with prose, and poetry, and sometimes a subtle grasp on the lucid dreams that are my day to day thoughts. Some of you know me as sweet and silly, and others, assholish and deviod of tact. This is going to be the latter of the two. Just a warning. If you'd like to proceed, then please do. Some things that I don't necessarily agree with 1. People who forward things to me in email, and don't remove the headers. I don't want to know first off, who the fuck everyone in the world that has gotten this email about the little white frog of inner peace, is, and second off what each person's signature is. It's bad enough that I get spam in my mailbox that pisses me off, but to actually have friends that are obnoxious enough to send you forwards is just a jaunt at stupidity. Let's face it, there is no Angel of Truth, Butterfly of Happiness, Lizard of Anal Sex, or Fairy of Cock Smoking. If there was we'd have a holiday devoted to them. (hmmm...good thought) I just for once want to celebrate "Giant Moth of Stupidity day. It's on my calendar, right next to "Give Your Momma the Finger Day." 2. People who post rude comments in public forum. Although it may seem that I am being hypocritical, I am not. When someone makes a personal attack toward another person's behavior, it gets to me. Especially if that person is close to me. I'm not out here to judge anyone's behavior but my own. I am strongly opinionated, yet I think that my opinions are my right, and if someone says something destructive, conflictual, or just plain moronic, then I'm going to lash out. Stupid people piss me off, almost as much as control freaks. 3. Short emails from people checking up on you. This is the most lackadasical way of communicating. Does it mean that you're thinking about me? Does it mean you're trying a feeble attempt at talking to me after who knows how long? Does it mean that I need to slap you in the face next time I see you? I think that's the one. I think that people who send short emails, and don't include anything aside from "Hey, how are you?" should be dragged out into the streets, and beaten severely with a sock full of hot nickels. 4. People who have tried smoking pot one or two times, and claiming that drugs ruined their lives. If you have a problem controlling your substances, I don't want to hear about it. I can control my substances. I don't drink myself stupid every night. I have no patience for people who assume a lifestyle such as straightedge, just because it's cool. Fad people make me want to transmogrify into a Tyrannosaurs Rex, and eat them. Just cause you're trying hard to fit in doesn't mean that you have a right to try to change my lifestyle. This goes the same for the religion freaks too. Please form a line to the left, and the slapping will commence. 5. My final gripe, ignorance. If you're too ignorant to understand something, and instead you have to "Fake" your way through it, then kudos to you. You're a meat head who should be pushed into oncoming traffic. If you don't understand something, then ask someone who does. If you're too stupid to live, then I say let the chips fall where they may. Get a clue before you try bouncing your half-assed knowledge my way. I am not a stupid man, and I have experience in a lot of different areas. Not to say I'm not wrong sometimes, there are times when I am. I will let you know if I don't understand. The same should hold true for you. Ok, that's my bitches, I have about 15 more, but I have a friend waiting on me, so I don't want to go any farther. This is not designed to infuriate people, but if it did, then I encourage you to seek outside help. My opinions are my own, and your opinions are your own. Good luck with the introspection, don't burn the fucking house down. My $.02